Britney Spears Bikini Photos

Britney & Kevin in Vegas

2006-08-01T20:07:00.000-07:00

Kevin Federline traveled to Las Vegas for work to shoot his "Lose Control" video, and wife Britney Spears came along for some fun. No recent Britney Spears Bikini Photos from the trip unfortunately, but hey she's mad pregnant now. On Thursday night the Spears family and seven friends hit the Sin City restaurant Tao at the Venetian, where Mom and Dad dined on Buddha Chicken and Kobe Sirloin and baby Sean enjoyed mashed carrots, spinach and asparagus prepared just for him by head chef Josh Thomsen. I think it is hilarious that Britney's kid is having his meals documented. Britney needs to get in a bitch fight or something so people have some better things to report about. No one really cares about what Kevin is doing, people want to see Britney duff Christina out, for having a face of a plastic doll.

Britney's Ex-Pool Boy Speaks Out

2006-07-26T15:42:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears has fired her pool maintenance man, Jon LaLanne, now he is speaking out and he tells In Touch Weekly that, "(Britney) is not the nice person everyone thinks she is.” He was supposedly just hanging around a little bit and talking to K-fed, when Britney came out and yelled at Kevin for laying around and then looked at him like he was to blame. The next day Britney's manager called Jon and told him not to come back. “She wants Kevin on a leash,” he tells the weekly magazine. This guy has taken care of pools for many famous celebrities including Barbra Streisand and director of Titanic James Camero, but claims that Britney treats her employees differently. “She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.” I think that this guy should shut his damn cakehole, who does he think he is. It really sounds to me like he wanted to be like, yo, "chill wit da celebs". Britney doesn't have time for this shit, I hope this guy enjoys his pathedic 15 seconds of fame. Pool Boy Bitch...

Britney in Top 10 Groundbreaking Videos

2006-07-24T17:35:00.000-07:00

In a recent 24 hour MTV poll Britney Spear's "Hit Me Baby One More Time" came in 2nd for the most groundbreaking video of all time. Only to be topped by Madonna's "Like a prayer", which featured Madonna making out with a black jesus. In third place was Michael Jackson's "Thriller", which was followed by two other Madonna songs. In other Britney news, supposedly Britney and k-fed have started recording duets that will expose the real truth about how "tight" the family is. One of the duets will be featured on Kevin's debut album "Playing With Fire". Kevin tells USA Today "It's not really a love song. It gives my point of view on how my family is and how tight my family is".

Britney Has a New Manny

2006-07-22T18:04:00.000-07:00

Britney has recently been seen walking around Malibu with a new bodyguard/manny that was pushing Sean Preston around in a stroller. What is the obsession with the word Manny, it's like alright we get it he watches kids and hes not a girl. I thinks it has something to do with "girl power", a guy is a hired by a woman and now he acts as her bitch. When the real case is that Britney probably felt like she needed extra protection from this dude. He was probably just pushing the stroller because Britney in now about 8 months pregnant and rich also.

Justin is rooting for Britney

2006-07-21T16:35:00.000-07:00

Although Justin Timberlake states he doesn't speaks to ex-girlfriend Britney Spears, he is still rooting for her. "I wish her well, and I want to see her win," Timberlake tells GQ magazine. You have to remember that he is the one that took Britney's virginity , so that must have been pimp. He goes on to say "I was in love with her from the start," and "I was infatuated with her from the moment I saw her". I read on some blog someone saying that Justin is just sucking up to get some free weed off K-Fed. Hmmm I wonder if K-fed gets dank shit...

Britney "Mesmerized by Tigers"

2006-07-20T15:53:00.000-07:00

Well Britney Spears states on her website that she is mesmerized by tigers. She states that "In some ways, people are a lot like animals. We all hunger for the same things". After reading this entry I really started to think that Britney should have much better things to do. I wonder if she thinks she is so outrageous or whatever that she just makes up things to see if people will report stuff about it. If that was her intention, I would have a lot more respect for her. If I were a celebrity I would do a lot of random things just to see how crazed people were to talk about me. I would crack up if I saw some tiger post reiterated on like 20 different websites. It must be a real power trip...

Tabloid apologizes to Britney Spears

2006-07-19T15:50:00.000-07:00

The National Enquirer has apologized to Britney Spears about a story published saying that Britney and Kevin were getting divorced. In the Dateline interview with Matt Lauer, Britney talked about the tabloids acting maliciously towards her image. Two headlines in June read "Britney marriage is over!" and "Britney and Kevin: And now their divorce!". The tabloid reported that the information for these stories was vaguely sourced to unidentified friends of the couple.National Enquirer officials "now accept that their marriage is not over and they are not getting divorced. These allegations are untrue and we now accept Britney's position that the statements are without foundation. We apologize for any distress caused."

Britney Watches her Back

2006-07-18T16:21:00.000-07:00

I was right, Britney Spears was recently interviewed by Dateline and she talked about how crazy the paparazzi has become. She even says that she can't leave her house and that helicopters come two times a day. That would have been funny if she said, "People watch me in a bikini and just wait for me to move to get a crotch shot". In the interview Britney also talks about how tabloids and the media have continued to pick on her family and mothering skills. Well this can kind of be expected after you are seen with the baby in the drivers seat. But I personally feel that it is retarded to comment on the safety of one very wealthy baby. While there are lots of babies in situations that are much more harmful.

Britney Leg in the Air

2006-07-17T15:27:00.001-07:00

I have looked at a lot of Britney Spears paparazzi photos. It really makes me wonder if celebrities as big as Britney ever get to be outdoors in private. People have taken tons of photos with her leg in the air it seems like they don't miss a beat. It must get extremely creepy to just have people sitting around taking pictures of you in a bikini just probably waiting for you to move. I bet most of these guys are just waiting for her to do anything that would get them a crotch shot. I bet tabloids have like a certain rating system that pays based on body parts exposed. I can't really say about exact prices but its probably like 700 per bikini shot and like 1000 for an ass shot and 1500 per bikini crotch shot.

Britney Looking Great in Bikini

2006-07-16T16:29:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears has changed a lot over the last few years. She got married, had a kid and has been seen looking very satisfied with her new husband and new life. I think one of the reasons she has been looking so happy is because her boobs have gotten huge. I guess the pregnancy had some effect on the breast area in her favor. I'm sure Kevin is not complaining, it seems like they can't stop doing it (bareback for that matter).